Post by Kosovo on Jan 14, 2013 21:27:09 GMT -6
As discussed in the chatbox, here we have a place to put your Manor-inspired parodies of songs! I'll start, since I seem to have written the first parody (from the point of view of the Inhabitants, in case anyone cares), and after that anyone can contribute.
Hello, monster fodder, it's so nice that you'd appear
In this place that's nothing like what you thought you'd find here
All you'll get to do here is just die—won't that be fun?
For the entertainment of some ancient evil one
Some ancient evil one
Some ancient evil one
You're the entertainment for some ancient evil one
What's this that you're doing, looking for a room that's safe?
There is no such thing in any part of this dark place
Don't bother leaving; the monsters outside can also kill
And of course it's decades since any last ate their fill
Stop runnin', stop runnin'
You don't have a place to go
Here in the Manor you don't get to escape, no
Stop turnin', stop fightin'
You don't have a chance, you know
Here in the Manor you can never win either
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Don't give up now 'cause you're funny to watch but in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Don't give up now 'cause you're funny to watch but in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
The gun you're reaching for won't stop all of the things attacking
Stop your heart from breaking
Mind from being taken
To live you should have stayed at home 'cause now you're here you're dead, sure
It's your own disaster
You and your friends are dead here
If you don't like dying why'd you come to this party?
If you'd stayed at home then you would be there now free
Haunting deadly mansions is just our style of thing
And we think it's funny to watch you-all running
You-all fighting
You-all dying
Yes, we think it's funny to watch you-all losing
Stop runnin', stop runnin'
You don't have a place to go
Here in the Manor you don't get to escape, no
Stop turnin', stop fightin'
You don't have a chance, you know
Here in the Manor you can never win either
Stop runnin', stop runnin'
You don't have a place to go
Here in the Manor you can never escape, no
Stop turnin', stop fightin'
You don't have a chance you know
Here in the Manor you can never win either
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Don't give up now 'cause you're funny to watch but in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Don't give up now 'cause you're funny to watch but in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
You're monster's lunch
You're monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
You're monster's lunch
You're monsters' lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Monster's Lunch
A Hetalia: Manor of Fate parody of “Telephone” by Lady Gaga
A Hetalia: Manor of Fate parody of “Telephone” by Lady Gaga
Hello, monster fodder, it's so nice that you'd appear
In this place that's nothing like what you thought you'd find here
All you'll get to do here is just die—won't that be fun?
For the entertainment of some ancient evil one
Some ancient evil one
Some ancient evil one
You're the entertainment for some ancient evil one
What's this that you're doing, looking for a room that's safe?
There is no such thing in any part of this dark place
Don't bother leaving; the monsters outside can also kill
And of course it's decades since any last ate their fill
Stop runnin', stop runnin'
You don't have a place to go
Here in the Manor you don't get to escape, no
Stop turnin', stop fightin'
You don't have a chance, you know
Here in the Manor you can never win either
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Don't give up now 'cause you're funny to watch but in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Don't give up now 'cause you're funny to watch but in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
The gun you're reaching for won't stop all of the things attacking
Stop your heart from breaking
Mind from being taken
To live you should have stayed at home 'cause now you're here you're dead, sure
It's your own disaster
You and your friends are dead here
If you don't like dying why'd you come to this party?
If you'd stayed at home then you would be there now free
Haunting deadly mansions is just our style of thing
And we think it's funny to watch you-all running
You-all fighting
You-all dying
Yes, we think it's funny to watch you-all losing
Stop runnin', stop runnin'
You don't have a place to go
Here in the Manor you don't get to escape, no
Stop turnin', stop fightin'
You don't have a chance, you know
Here in the Manor you can never win either
Stop runnin', stop runnin'
You don't have a place to go
Here in the Manor you can never escape, no
Stop turnin', stop fightin'
You don't have a chance you know
Here in the Manor you can never win either
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Don't give up now 'cause you're funny to watch but in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Don't give up now 'cause you're funny to watch but in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
You're monster's lunch
You're monster's lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch
You're monster's lunch
You're monsters' lunch
Say goodbye to all your friends up front 'cause in one minute's time you'll be monster's lunch