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Post by gyeolmal on Apr 6, 2011 15:02:04 GMT -6
Always a crowd pleaser, this one:
Person 1 makes a statement: I wish I had a dog.
Person 2 replies: Granted, but the dog has rabies. I wish I had eternal beauty.
Person 3 goes: Granted, enjoy your life as a store mannequin.
Simple enough, yes? XD
For fun, in character.
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I wish I had a freaking shot of cognac, da ze. -_-
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Post by cana on Apr 6, 2011 15:23:32 GMT -6
Granted, but it's totally watered down.
I wish I had a bottle of maple syrup.
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Post by vivalacandyman on Apr 6, 2011 15:26:00 GMT -6
Granted, but Prussia's going to steal it.
I wish Romano would marry me already~
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Post by rompicoglioni on Apr 6, 2011 15:36:37 GMT -6
(this picture is really necessary...) Granted, bastard~ But you're the wife, so be prepared~ I wish Germany's muscles would fall off.
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Post by gyeolmal on Apr 6, 2011 15:40:11 GMT -6
...Granted. Now clean up the mess while your brother dotes on the German in therapy, da ze.
I wish that my brother would stop being so obnoxious towards Yao-Hyungnim.
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Post by cana on Apr 6, 2011 15:43:01 GMT -6
Granted, but now the two are getting along so well you feel left out.
I wish people would stop mistaking me for my brother.
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Post by rompicoglioni on Apr 6, 2011 15:48:19 GMT -6
Granted, but now they mistake you for France with glasses.
I wish I had the best tomato in the world!
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Post by gyeolmal on Apr 6, 2011 15:50:27 GMT -6
Granted. And then you drop it.
I wish people would stop poking my curl expecting it to do something, da ze. I'm not Italian.
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Post by Master Baudeau on Apr 6, 2011 16:28:01 GMT -6
I love Spain for that maple comment, just saying.
Granted, but now they focus their attention on constantly poking and pinching your cheeks. Kesesesesese~
I wish West wasn't so damn tense and uptight all the time...
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Post by iceland on Apr 6, 2011 19:31:24 GMT -6
Granted, but you'll regret it when your loose brother sobs as the economy drowns in a mug of beer. Stupid.
I wish England would bow down and allow me to be his master.
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Post by rompicoglioni on Apr 6, 2011 19:35:51 GMT -6
Granted. Except, he insists on cooking for his master every day! Sucks to be you, eh?
I wish Veneziano would stop being so damn useless!
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Post by iceland on Apr 6, 2011 19:37:36 GMT -6
Granted. Except now you're the one that is useless.
I wish Norway would quit insisting me to call him 'stor bror'...
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Post by cana on Apr 6, 2011 20:25:40 GMT -6
Granted, but he has you call him something even worse instead.
I wish I was noticed more often.
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Post by America on Apr 6, 2011 23:20:49 GMT -6
Granted- and now you're the one responsible for all my misdoings!
I wish I get to own all the McDonalds in the world!
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Post by Master Baudeau on Apr 6, 2011 23:45:32 GMT -6
Granted, but shortly after, a rouge Prussian ninja burns them all down. Looks like you gotta pay to fix them. ;D
I wish I had my awesome Kingdom back--powerful, strong, awesome, and respected!
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Post by America on Apr 7, 2011 2:40:53 GMT -6
Granted, but shortly after America a superpower overpowers your Kingdom and rules the whole world.
I wish I could have supernatural powers!
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Post by reyisawesome on Apr 7, 2011 6:05:04 GMT -6
Granted, but if you had super powers lad, the world would be doomed in trouble.
I wish everyone would acknowledge my fantastic cooking skills~~~
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Post by America on Apr 7, 2011 7:27:55 GMT -6
Granted, they're now used for WMDs.
I wish my comic books would come to life!
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Post by cookie on Apr 7, 2011 8:51:13 GMT -6
Granted! Ah but now all the scary villains came out too and are causing trouble!
I wish Romano would hang out with me more without yelling at me and calling me names.
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Post by reyisawesome on Apr 7, 2011 8:57:46 GMT -6
Granted~ But that would actually mean him being pleasant and somewhat sociable...
I really wish I could have a beer right now >>
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