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Post by southdaze on Apr 24, 2011 12:02:28 GMT -6
Granted! You got Taiwan's tiger. The one that likes biting peoples heads off.
I wish everything DID originated in Korea da ze!
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Post by paluszkiftw on Apr 24, 2011 13:09:22 GMT -6
Granted! But that means everything bad originated from you, too! Like ugly Christmas sweaters
I wish people would stop telling those totally untrue Polish jokes, they're not true at all.
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Post by rompicoglioni on Apr 25, 2011 3:38:25 GMT -6
Granted, now they just outright insult Poles without the jokes.
I wish I could be respected and maybe even praised for something.
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Post by America on Apr 25, 2011 6:25:21 GMT -6
Granteed. Have fun being praised for being such a tsundere failure in cleaning.
I wish my economy won't ever collapse again!
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Post by england on Apr 25, 2011 8:39:17 GMT -6
Granted, but you never have an economy or enough of it for it to collapse in the first place, rendering you poor and worthless.
I wish I never lost my Empire.
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Post by gyeolmal on May 3, 2011 15:10:31 GMT -6
Granted. Instead, it's slowly corroding from the inside out, and the task of financially maintaining the monster has irreparably and visibly aged you. Your colonies utterly despise you and use you for all your worth while smiling to your face. And, to add insult to injury, your cooking still sucks, da ze.
I wish for something embarrassing to happen to Japan.
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Post by southdaze on May 3, 2011 20:23:26 GMT -6
Granted. He gropes your chest and Taiwan records it and puts it on the internet. Japan is mortified.
I wish people would just accept that their breasts Originated in Korea.
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Post by scotland on Mar 14, 2012 14:07:32 GMT -6
Granted. Now you have to deal with old people who expect you to give them breasts that don't sag.
I wish I had a scotch.
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Post by wolfchild on Oct 29, 2012 7:26:04 GMT -6
Granted. But it is watered down and has a funny taste to it
I wish America never bombed me
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